Anglo American (JSE: AGL): De Beers Writedown Explained
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0:02 Welcome back to another episode of the Sunday Maze Dive, a feature of The Money Mate, the South African podcast for retail. Investors want to stop feeling like they're drowning in jargon and start navigating their markets like someone who actually knows what they're doing. I'm your host, Jay, and today we're taking a not so glamorously dive into Anglo American because somewhere this week at some bra, I can almost guarantee someone said Anglo made a 3.7 billion dollar loss.
0:34 It's finished. We need to sell everything. And that, my friends, is exactly why we Yeah. So let's start with the drama. Anglo chopped 2.3 billion U.S. dollars off the value of the beers. Again, 3rd write down in three years. So at this point the beers has been marked down more often than a Woolley's Christmas cake. On 27 December the reported a net loss of about $3.7 billion. Last year it was 3 billion.
1:05 So technically, yes, it's worse now everyone panics, but let's slow down a bit. This is not Anglo digging a hole, throwing 2.3 billion into it and setting it alight while singing Diamonds are Forever the season with payment which is accountant language for. We were a bit optimistic before, so sorry about that. And there's three reasons for diamonds having a bad hair day. And trust me, none of them are romantic. First, tariffs in India.
1:40 Most diamonds are cut and polished in India. You tax the polishing hub, suddenly the whole pipeline gets a bit grumpy. Second, you've got the lab grown diamonds and let's be honest, if it sparkles the same, looks the same and costs less, the average out buying an engagement ring is not running lab tests in the spill parking lot.
2:05 That puts pricing under pressure on natural stones. Thirdly, Angola, they pumping out more natural diamonds and more supply plus weaker demand equal softer prices. It's not conspiracy, it's economics 101 without the varsity debt losses at the Bears widened properly. Production was cut by about 12%. That's management basically saying let's not flood the market.
2:33 That's already sulking. The CEO says he hopes this is the lowest point. Hope Mining executives seems to love that word. And Anglo is to trying to sell its 85% stake in the beers. Botswana owns 15%. So this is not just a quick country listing. This is a geopolitical chase with diamonds on the board.
2:58 They say they are in advanced talks, possibly with combinations involving governments like Namibia and Angola. Translation. This is complicated, slow, political and very expensive if you mess it up. But this sale is part of something much bigger. Remember when VHP tried to buy out Anglo for about £39 billion? That was not a gentle tap on the shoulder, That was a proper will take the whole shop moment.
3:27 Since then Anglo has gone full screen cleaning mode. They're selling diamonds, exiting nickel, trying to offload coal, spinning up platinum, focusing hard on copper. They basically saying let's stop being everything to everyone and focus on the stuff the world actually needs for electrification. Copper is the golden child now. And here's the part nobody shouting at the Brian mentions. EBITDA actually rose slightly to about $6.4 billion, helped by copper.
4:00 So while diamonds are sulking in the corner, copper is quietly paying the power tab. No Anglo is. So is angler finished? No. Is Anglo in transition? Yes. This is not a klepto dividend and sleep peacefully phase. This is a reshaped the entire company phase.
4:24 If they successfully sell the beers and streamline properly you get a leaner miner focused on metals that actually matter for grids, infrastructure, renewables and industrial demand. If they mess it up then it becomes that half built Bry law per It's been almost done for the last five years. Execution matters. So getting to your stockpile starter pack for the JC Jedi Anglo American edition. Let's clean up some jargon we quickly before someone misquotes it on WhatsApp in payment.
4:58 It's an accounting route. Let's clean up the jargon quickly before someone misquotes it on WhatsApp in payment. That's an accounting write down. It hurts profits on paper, not automatically. Cash evaporating EBITDA. Its operating earnings before accounting. Gymnastics and financing costs. Asset disposal.
5:22 It's selling off parts of the business to focus on core operations. Hostile takeover. It's pretty much when someone tries to buy your house without you inviting them for tea first. Diamonds may be marked as forever, but diamond valuations? Well, clearly not. This Anglo story is just about spark. This Anglo story is not just about sparkle.
5:47 It's about strategy. The real question isn't whether the beers is struggling. The real question is whether Anglo can successfully pivot toward copper and streamline before the market loses patience and markets like Bri guests don't wait forever. So while my jokes might have been written down more than the beers, remember this is not financial advice. Please do your own research and speak to a licensed advisor. Until next Sunday, keep your portfolio diversified and your impairment well understood.